無聊.......笑話?!

〈1〉

看貓吃魚

媽媽﹕「當心貓吃魚，替我看著。」

女兒﹕「我已經看了很久，快要吃完了。」

〈2〉

Goldfish

Two goldfish in a bowl talking:

Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?

Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water.

〈3〉

Breakfast

A: Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast

B: What was it?

A: Eggs.

B: No, that was yesterday.