2012年11月22日 星期四

2012年11月1日 星期四

無聊.......笑話?!

〈1〉

看貓吃魚



媽媽﹕「當心貓吃魚,替我看著。」

女兒﹕「我已經看了很久,快要吃完了。」


〈2〉

Goldfish



Two goldfish in a bowl talking:

Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?

Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water.


〈3〉

Breakfast



A: Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast

B: What was it?

A: Eggs.
B: No, that was yesterday.